January 2012
goodnight
peace out 2011 its been real
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things that sum up my entire life at once
friending my internet friends cat on facebook
making a text post about friending said cat
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> he says something i agree with
> “amen to that”
> “religious? lol”
omfg
ian is cyberbullying me
HELP I THINK I AM GOING ON A DATE ON TUESDAY
SEND ACTUAL HELP
SOS
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
i have a track record of attracting guys who are older than me by more than a year or two this guy is TWENTY SEVEN omg im still just a babby
seriously cannot tell how this conversation is going like how is he not like ‘pls stop responding’
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yet-another-wolf replied to your post: this icon is actually the exact face i make when i…
So if you’re actually creeped out/surprised by something, people would think you’re sneezing? Sounds like a good way to poker face surprisement :p
no but like you know that feeling when you can feel a sneeze but then you dont actually sneeze so you just make a stupid face
that is that face
telling guy about my nerdy family and how im more or less the black sheep cause ‘theyre super nerdy and im only mildly nerdy’ and goes ‘i guess youre a dork among nerd that makes you the cool one’
IS THIS ACTUALLY AS FUNNY AS I THOUGHT IT WAS I NEED A SECOND OPINION
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sedn me numbers!!!!!
tallerghostnotingwalt:
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trying to go to your friends blog before remembering they changed their url
tessa
December 2011
this icon is actually the exact face i make when i feel a sneeze coming on
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just revealed that i have been on psychological medication via text message
how do i do social relations
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happy new year from my best icon ever
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
this guy doesnt drink but he still goes to clubs and dances and does karaoke
send
help
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lolerc0aster:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
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i forgot what it was like to have a vague crush on a person and then they text you for whatever reason and your heart stops a little??
my dad and i are trying to order chinese food but the phone line keeps being busy omg i just want to be a fat american answer the phoooooooonnneee
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for new years i am going to be eating chinese food and pigs in blankets and jalapeno poppers and most likely going to bed before midnight because i am a little sick and quite tired
tumblr why did you give me the bullshit missing e message i dont even have missing e
why do people think its funny or even acceptable for a group of kids to go into a store and make a total fucking mess like why is that a thing videos of that kind of shit make me so mad
today i overslept and i was 20 minutes late for work
oops
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scummymummy replied to your post: scummymummy replied to your post: i really…
i don’t have the fifty bucks for that fucking palette BUT I NEED IT and liquid eyeliner and mascara and adhjfjejfs
basically
makeup
my whole life
yes
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scummymummy replied to your post: i really want the original urban decay naked…
omg i got the urban decay naked eyeliners and they’re sooooo gooooood they don’t come off ever
i have a bunch of their 24/7 pencil eyeliners and ugh i love them so fucking much but seriously the naked palette omg im drooling and i know they just came out with a second one but i definitely still want the...
i really want the original urban decay naked palette like you dont even know i saw it in sephora before christmas and i almost cried cause i was trying this new thing called ‘willpower’ where i dont make impulse purchases
but my paycheck this week was pretty bomb so maybe ill buy it anyway?
yes dad now would be a wonderful time to continue your drilling and hammering across the hall
right after telling you im making a cup of tea and then going to bed
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are there people who like salisbury steak
cosmo tip #124
expertcosmotips:
does your man have smegma? don’t let it go to waste and use it as a sexy secret ingredient in your greek salads
#it’s feta i swear
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you guys should know that today sucked but then the guy from the gas station finally asked me if i would like to hang out some time so now today is okay
i have to go to work now
:|
africans:
people who think there’s some sort of war between facebook and tumblr
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